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TEACHING_THE_TEST


                                         September 15, 2004

The New York State Regents
exam in English had some           As I understand it,
required essay writing...          something like this
                                   is going to be added
                                   to the SAT.
   I did pretty well on it
   because I happened to
   have a rather hard-nosed
   obnoxious English
   teacher who decided that
   his job was to get us to
   score high on this test,
   so he *told us how the
   test was graded*.


   He explained that what the graders
   wanted to see was three paragraphs:
   (1) a one sentence introduction
   that explained what you were going
   to say, (2) a three sentence main
   body that said it, and (3) a one
   sentence conclusion that
   re-iterated the introduction.

      I turned in a completely inane
      "essay" (theme: "Jack Kerouac
      Was Into Freedom", or
      something like that) that was
      in fact completely brain dead,      For me, this success
      but fit this form exactly.          of form-over-substance
                                          was something of a
      If I'd really been prepared,        breakthrough.
      I could have written a half
      dozen generic "essays" in               THE_QUESTION_OF_ESSAYS
      advance, and walked in the
      door with them memorized,
      ready to deal one out in
      response to whatever silly
      questions we were given to
      choose from.


I've since learned that some people
regard "teaching the test" as some
sort of dirty trick; or perhaps
caving into the silly "standardized
testing" routine letting it corrupt
the educational process.

  I was once talking to a university
  professor at a technical conference
  who said "Do you know what engineering
  school has the highest rate of
  graduates who pass the Professional
  Engineer exam?  Idaho State University!
  Because they *teach the test*!"

    This was supposed to be a
    reducto ad absurdum, but
    it was a bit lost on me
    because by an odd fluke
    I was someone who had            Idaho State University,
    actually taken the class         was located in Pocatello
    that he was talking about.       which was the town I was
                                     living in while working
    And it actually wasn't           at the Westinghouse
    a bad class at all.  It          site.  Wimpy reputation
    was only worth a single          or no, that was where I
    unit (a third or a fourth        took some classes (while
    of a regular class), so          working a full time
    it's not like there was          Engineering job... I was
    a lot of academic                pretty crazed in those
    incentive for the degree         days).
    oriented students (of which
    I certainly wasn't one,              There's a paradox about
    I was taking classes to              Higher Education that you
    learn stuff).                        don't often hear discussed:
                                         there isn't that much
      From the point of view             difference between the Good
      of learning stuff,                 Schools and the Bad Schools,
      mostly it was about                and in fact sometimes the
      doing the sample                   Good are bad and the Bad are
      questions in the                   good.
      published review book
      (that anyone could                     I took some classes in
      study from in theory).                 digital electronics at
      There was a little bit                 ISU, which were taught
      of review/instruction,                 by a design engineer
      a little bit about test                who worked at the local
      strategy, but not that                 American Microsystems
      much.                                  plant.

      To the extent that the                   It isn't conceivable
      test was well designed,                  that I would've learned
      the class had to be                      more from classes at MIT.
      well designed... why *not*
      teach the material on the                  At places like Stanford,
      test?  If that's a *bad*                   while there are certainly
      thing to do, doesn't that                  many great professors
      mean you should drop the                   there are also many
      test?                                      that aren't.

                                                 Successful academics
                                                 bring in funding and
                         Sometimes you hear a    crank out publications,
                         rationale from          and they know that
                         "professors" at the     education is way down
                         Top of the Line         the list of priorities.
                         schools like so:
                         really the students          And some of them got
                         have to teach each           where they are by
                         other, and Good              being good at sucking
                         Schools are good             up and looking good
                         because they attract         in suits.
                         the best students.

                     I don't know about you,
                     but that smells like a
                     really lame excuse to me.



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